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  • Turbo Dork Paint - 3D Glasses 22 mL - Turboshift

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    Don't worry, you aren't seeing double! 3D Glasses develops a beautiful blue/cyan front-facing color that transitions to a magenta. Note: 3D Glasse...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - 4D Glasses 22 mL - Turboshift

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    4D Glasses is similar in color to 3D Glasses, but even brighter and more saturated!4D Glasses displays shades of green, blue, and magenta. Get rea...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Absinthe 22 mL - Metallic

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    You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. This is our take on that wormwood-flavored drink - Absinth...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Afterburner 22mL - Turboshift

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    Scorched earth and cool skies. Afterburner moves from a warm copper outward through a yellow-gold front face to a light green rim. Afterburner wor...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - All That Glitters 22 mL- Metallic

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    "All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold." All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is ext...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Appleseed 22 mL - Metallic

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    Appleseed, like the Granny Smith, has a tart and crisp feel to it. It is a bright, delicious green ready to highlight that poisoned apple. Note: F...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Bees Knees 22 mL - Metallic

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    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! It is truly the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Bees Knees is a warm metallic paint that s...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Black Ice 22 mL - Metallic

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    Black ICE can be deadly to an intruder net running in cyberspace. So be careful as you may not see it coming. This is an all-black metallic paint ...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Blue Raspberry 22 mL - Turboshift

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    I mean really, who came up with this as a flavor when we were kids? They should get a medal. Blue Raspberry develops into a blue front-facing colo...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Blue Steel 22 mL - Metallic

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    "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Box Wine 22 mL - Metallic

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    Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide. This deep burgundy metall...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Bubblegum Crisis 22 mL- Turboshift

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    Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with it.  Bubblegum Crisis is a pink-gold zenishift that change...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Bullion 22 mL - Metallic

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    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold. Not...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Cartridge Family 22 mL- Metallic

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    Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge... The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might e...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Cloud Nine 22 mL - Turboshift

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    I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine rising high in the sky. Note: Cloud Nine is intended for use over a black basecoat. If used over white, it a...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Cold Open 22 mL - Turboshift

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    Instead of doing a cold open to introduce this turboshift, we are just going to jump into its description. Cold Open has a subtle shift from a cob...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Cool Ranch 22 mL - Metallic

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    "Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise. Cool Ranch is a super-saturated deep-blue metallic. There is no m...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Crystal Cavern 22 mL - Turboshift

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    Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds --- pale blue and pinkish-purple crystals. Crystal Cavern can be used on its own or in co...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Curacao 22 mL- Metallic

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    Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea. Curacao is a warm b...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Cyberia 22 mL - Turboshift

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    Cyberia is our ode to 80's cyberpunk, loud music, VR games, hackers, and neon nightclubs. This paint is a dark purplish blue with a lighter purple...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Da Ba Dee 22 mL - Metallic

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    "All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be bluer? I don't think so. Note: ...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Dark Net 22 mL - Turboshift

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    Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net is one of our darkest shift paints and also one of the coolest. It can appear almost...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Dark Ritual 22 mL - Turboshift

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    Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble ...Or whatever you use to conjure a prophecy. Dark Ritual is high-powered Magic. It...

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  • Turbo Dork Paint - Death By 22 mL - Metallic

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    Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is most v...

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